Forget white hat, white coat SEO

I have spent years terrifying people, I don’t mean to but I think some people really panic when they see me I suspect this is normally because I’m either charging towards them, shouting or smiling its the later that seems to worry people.

I also worry conference organisers, I can turn up and just give a slightly boring and complex presentation with questions and answer sessions, these are normally popular but over run as I tend to want to engage and answer questions mid presentation.

The alternate is I go the whole way total mad presenter, Think Visibility is on Saturday (there is still time to sponsor and get a ticket) guess which way I’m going?

Dom – erm probably not

Tim – I shall bring my own should I shall assume they won’t have a safety guard either?

Dom – urgh um (why?)

Tim – it’s a visual demonstration of a successful linkbait campaign on link juice some food colouring, caustic soda, magnsium filings and a small amount of water

Dom – ….and you were on first? so you were gonna cover my floor in colouring
and audience?

Tim – not the floor thats what I wanted the sheet for! Fear not I will be wearing a white coat and safety goggles no health and safety issues at all.

Dom – …this must be what a heart attack feels like

So Saturday Leeds 9am Old Broadcasting House the risk of death has been decreased substantially the chance of you having a fantastic day with some of the great speakers and guests is still just as high, if your in Leeds Friday/Saturday night come find us as we sombrely discuss SEO and affiliate marketing.