I have spent years terrifying people, I don’t mean to but I think some people really panic when they see me I suspect this is normally because I’m either charging towards them, shouting or smiling its the later that seems to worry people.
I also worry conference organisers, I can turn up and just give a slightly boring and complex presentation with questions and answer sessions, these are normally popular but over run as I tend to want to engage and answer questions mid presentation.
Tim – oh and do you think OBH will have a large plastic sheet for my presentation as it might get a little wet
Dom – erm probably not
Tim – I shall bring my own should I shall assume they won’t have a safety guard either?
Dom – urgh um (why?)
Tim – it’s a visual demonstration of a successful linkbait campaign on link juice some food colouring, caustic soda, magnsium filings and a small amount of water
Dom – ….and you were on first? so you were gonna cover my floor in colouring
Tim – not the floor thats what I wanted the sheet for! Fear not I will be wearing a white coat and safety goggles no health and safety issues at all.
Dom – …this must be what a heart attack feels like
So Saturday Leeds 9am Old Broadcasting House the risk of death has been decreased substantially the chance of you having a fantastic day with some of the great speakers and guests is still just as high, if your in Leeds Friday/Saturday night come find us as we sombrely discuss SEO and affiliate marketing.