Ladies and gents wouldn't you want to look young again, are you in your late 20s early 30s (ok mid to late 30s) and look at those eighteen year olds round the bar with their good looks etc When were you last ID'd? You know when you were young all you wanted to do was look older and when your older all you want to do is look younger right?
Well now I have the solution I have developed an Age regression therapy, a simple clean method of returning you to the age you should be.
No Chemicals, No Pills, No fuss
For just a few dollars I will show you how you can take 10 no 20 year of your current age don't believe me here is the proof...
Still not convinced here are just some of the things people have said about this amazing therapy results...
you look the same as you were at school Old School Friend
you look like a 12 year old that has just had his favourite toy confiscated. Al Carlton - Self Made Minds
The secrets of my amazing transformation are yours for just $200 yes $200!
ok so maybe not, this is after all not an april fools 
though you are welcome to donate as little or as much as you want to the Dyslexia Research Trust via my Just giving page.
For those who have not heard I went through with the chop yesterday, flu ridden I might add (so to the really nice hairdresser both apologises for not talking much and congrats on your award! and sorry for next week when my flu hits you) I just want to thank everyone including Caius, Karyn, Sean, Chris, Gary, Simon, Gaj, Melanie, Scott, Joanna, Al, James, Jack (you need a blog mate ) and to all the people without websites or who provided support and ridicule thank you all on the day £230 was raised but the page is still open if you want to donate.
The final thanks go to the two people who caused it to happen, you know who you are and bah boo sucks to you!
oh and I almost forgot -> The best conference organisers in the world <- yes Hodge thank you to and I can't wait for the results of Bar Camp Bournemouth for revenge
The donation page is up till september so please feel free to donate now!
Update: Thanks Dave!
Update 2: Dom went and had his head shaved! Not only that but in true web spirit it was a crowdsourced Haircut
I will be having my hair cut live on ustream on saturday, if your going to barcamp then bring some change as its a pound a snip…
I’m expecting some more donations before the end of the week, this means you Dave (by linking to him theres a good chance wordpress will ping him and he will be over here shortly)
The transformation is complete! Is that really the same man?
Congrats on the chop and ALL for charity, what a jolly good fellow you are. Did some charity work myself at the weekend. Ran 15 miles for the ‘kids’ and I’m still out of breath! But having the snip is a much bigger feat, well done.
You going to grow it back now?
Afraid so, it all went to charity as the hair itself will be used by a wig making charity as well.
I’m not sure if I will grow it back, part of me wants to but I promised myself I would live with it over the summer and then decide I may go for a style change though as I’m not convinced it suits me part of me wishes I had just gone with a #1 all over and let it sort itself out!
Congratulations – quite a transformation there!
Ahem, I’ve got 3 I’ll have you know… obviously not very findable though!
Tim?!
I’m getting worried about you, noticed since you’ve had the chop the search engine optimisation articles have dried up a bit…please tell me your SEO powers haven’t gone with your hair? This would be an awful tragedy if so…
It’s the shock Rory, that and a bout of flu + a pile of work but I have several unfinished drafts ready for me to get back to.
Well I’m glad your still alive and working buddy, look forward to reading your new stuff. Hope you feel better soon…sniff sniff…
LOL just spotted this… awwww
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